School started last Wednesday and I've already got homework. My bag weighs weighs more than I do, plus It can't hold all the books I've got, which is depressing because it's a Swiss Army bag and holds a ton. Funny story, I was got to math class and I sat down with my bag still on my shoulders. You know what happens? The weight of the bag knocked me over and sent my chair flying. No joke. The only reason I didn't hit the ground was because I landed on my bag, which kept me about a foot in the air. Although it is worth it. I get to read Beowulf (Seamus Heaney version), Chaucer, MacBeth, and Paradise Lost. Even though I've read most of  these it's still really frickin' cool!

    On a darker note, this is a regular public school and that means more preps. So many bleach blonds! Why God, why?! They won't shut up! All I hear is, "Oh my G, is my makeup all right? How are my pores? Ugh, did you see that skank's outfit(referring to the English teachers work pants)?" and the whole time they think that I;m some sort of lonely nerd from a bad '80s movie. I'm a nerd and proud to be one, but if they think I'll fall for shit like that, then they should be kicked in the solar plexus. Also, I have seen more baggy pants than I have blades of grass and I just want to pull them all down and yell, "Get a belt!" The sad part is they do have belts hanging at mid-thigh length. What the cheese monkeys, guys! Also, if you're white, don't try to be black. That sounds racist, but it's true. They say things like, "Man I'm pure ghetto." and "N----a' shut up!" I about ready to smack them! If this is the future of America, then we're screwed.